I was just thinking, there are all these fake meat dishes for vegetarians that are made out of soy products, tofu, etc., that resemble hamburgers and the like, so why not have fake vegetables for us meat eaters that are made out of meat but look like carrots or corn or whatever?

The above picture of the mixed vegetables, for example: wouldn't you be amazed to know that those orange things are really not carrots but are bite-sized cubes of beef that got waylaid from going into a Campbell's soup can? And the yellow corn kernels are really diced chicken (corn meal added for coloring and texture). The green stuff is sausage.

I think it is about time that meat eaters had an alternative from eating vegetables, so why not? Tofu dogs, tofurky, the vegans have their day so we should have beef carrots and menudo squash.

And to the left: Marge Simpson eggplant.